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Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Joke! Joke! Joke!

They say "LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE", yes i agree with that. So I would just like to post some jokes that i've read from Reader's Digest (March 2008) issue.

 (Funiacs.com "Laughing out loud")

Ants can carry 20 times their own body weight, which is useful information if you need help moving a potato chip across town. By Ron Darian

A friend of mine was in the pub recently, complaining loudly about his girlfriend. "Women always take things so personally," he said. Three different women nearby instantly turned around. "I don't!" they retorted in unison. By Vicky Gilbertson

Waiting in the ER for test results, I overheard a doctor talking to another patient. "So," he said, "I understand that you've lost the ability to speak. When did this happen?" By Anna Goodberlet

I had a chance meeting with an old school mate in a cafe. We sat down and were having a lovely reminisce until he suddenly started going on about how happily married he was. The shift in conversation perplexed me until I looked down. The leg I'd been rubbing my itchy skin against wasn't the table's. It was his. By James Mason

During a home renovation, my grandfather was watching me drive in nails. "You hammer like lightning," he said. "Really?" I replied, flattered. "You never strike the same place twice." By Dave Lockett

What to engrave on the inside of my husband-to-be's wedding ring? I turned to my sister and said, "I want something that has meaning and will remind him of me." Her suggestion? "Put it back on." By Traci Williams

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Laughter relaxes the whole body, boosts the immune system, triggers the release of endorphins and protects the heart. There are a lot of benefits of laughter be it physically, mentally or socially.
Smile! 'coz smiling is the beginning of laughter!
P.S. Today, i'm greeting my bf a happy 47th monthsary!!hehe 29 days more and we're going to celebrate our 4th year anniversary...yahooooooo!!(",)

Have a great day everyone!

12 comments:

  1. beautiful post :) i'm new on blogger :) your blog is awesome :) if you want to follow me i'll follow you back :D xoxo

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  2. Great post! I agree with you (^_^)

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  3. @becky- thank you..
    @the solar flare- i followedyou already..(",)

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  4. ^^very funny!
    thanks for sharing!

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  5. Hi!
    I just want to let you know that if you want to have 5 extra entries in my giveaway, you can go here and read how: http://becksmakeupcorner.blogspot.com/2010/12/giveaway-announcement.html
    Thank you!

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  6. @clover- hahaha thanks
    @becky- i'll check it out

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  7. :) i love the joke about the wedding ring. and congrats on 4 years!

    http://ohtobeamuse.com

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  8. @cheryl- hahahaha and thank you..

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  9. hahah, some of these are pretty funny XD

    btw, I tagged you for a blog award & interview! ^-^
    http://justxmoiii.blogspot.com/2010/12/awards.html

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  10. @sachie- thanks i'll check it out..

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  11. hahhaha...too hilarious....:)

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